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Jan 16

Masturbating to a Photo…

The other day, I caught the morning drive-time radio show from JackFM (100.7 FM) here in San Diego.

That’s not an easy task, by the way, because I’m deaf. I have sort of a TTY system on steroids that “listens” to the radio and displays the program as text on my computer screen. It works pretty well, and it at least lets me enjoy talk radio. Also, if I turn the volume up really loud and put my hand on the speaker, I can follow the vibrations, though this works better for music than talk radio.

Anyway, the bunch on in the morning JackFM is Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw, a longtime staple of San Diego radio. Chris Boyer, Ruthie, and Emily round out the DSC team, as they call themselves.

They aren’t shock-jocks, but they are close sometimes. I remember a day several years ago when they were taking about masturbation. To be more precise, they were talking about how a woman might react to knowing that a man masturbates while looking at a picture of her.

First of all, since the DSC were talking about men jacking off while looking at a picture of a woman, I’ll limit this to that scenario. There is no reason to assume that women don’t jill off to pictures of men or that assorted other gender combinations don’t exist.

Of all the things I’ve thought about over the years, I never really thought about this one. OK, some of you may be shocked. Most of you probably won’t. Masturbation while making love can add a new dimension, and I’ve often been involved in situations, both past and current, where my partner and I masturbate while watching each other. In fact, this is one of the favorite things for Jack and me.

The game, if you will, is simply this: You can touch yourself in any way you like, but you can’t touch the other person. Talking is good, and telling your partner what you want to see them do is even better. Toys, lotions, potions, oils, and props are all welcome. You can even trade them back and forth.

Damn it.

So, I’m no stranger to watching a man—or a woman—masturbate. I know how the mechanics work. Honestly, I find it more than a little exciting to watch someone masturbate while they are looking at me.

Damn it.

But what about when I’m not around? Am I OK knowing that when he’s alone, he grabs a picture of me and spanks the monkey?

My first reaction was, “What a selfish bastard! He gets off and I don’t even know about it!” But then I started trying to imagine what goes through a man’s mind while he’s masturbating…

He’s not just looking at the picture. He’s fantasizing about the woman he’s looking at. Same thing happens when he watches porn. In his mind, HE is the well-hung leading man and the big-boobed porno queen is on her knees in front of him.

Now let’s be honest and blunt here, OK? Most men will fantasize about the oral sex scenes. A large number will like the anal sex scenes, too. Very few will like straight sex in their fantasy. Sorry, but that’s the way it is.

And I’m not talking about him having one of the “special” pictures of you, girls. It could be your senior picture from high school, and he’s still going to whack off to it. Men are such beasts!

Don’t you just love it? ;)

Anyway, so he has the picture of you from the last family BBQ on Memorial Day, and you’re not home. He starts thinking about you and about how long it’s been since the two of you had just plain old dirty monkey sex. Next thing he knows, he’s got half of an erection. He grabs the picture in one hand and his shaft in the other. As he’s masturbating, he will probably imagine you giving him a balls-deep blowjob. After a few changes in gears from slow to fast and back to slow (repeat as needed), it’s all over. And I do mean all over…all over his hand, his pants, the sofa, the picture, the cat…you get the idea.

So, ladies, do you want to know about this? At first, I didn’t, but then I thought about it some more. When I really got down the brass tacks, it’s quite a compliment. Without being there and him having only an average, run of the mill picture of me, I can still get him hard as a rock.

Think about it.

Now think about this…

What if we weren’t talking about your lover? What if, let’s say, your picture is on the Internet? Maybe it’s on your web site or MySpace or FaceBook pages. Are there any guys out there bopping the bologna while surfing? I can pretty well assure you that there are.

Wouldn’t you love to get a note on FaceBook something like this:

Dear Betty Jo:

I ran across your page tonight, and saw your pictures. Wow! You are so hot that I just had to take matters into my own hands. :wink:wink: I was able to hang on for nearly five minutes before I came all over my keyboard. Thanks for a great blowjob!

Your New Friend,
Billy Bob

Are you complimented or just plain creeped-out? Knowing full well that it is happening, are you better off knowing or not?

Me? If I knew that a specific person was jacking (or jilling) off to my pictures, I think I would be seriously creeped-the-fuck-out. I don’t want to know exactly who is doing what while looking at me.

But, in general, I don’t mind knowing that it’s happening. Maybe that’s just the porn star in me coming out.

No pun intended.

Think about this when you’re updating your pictures.

Keep Loving!

 

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